I want to put this on a T-shirt, the cover of my notebook, the outside of my purse, and maybe even on a scrunchy. This way the kid sitting next to me will POSSIBLY get the hint. Although, I do doubt it considering his fifth grade probably gave him the "smelly kid" talk. I bet every teacher from then on mentioned to him about bathing properly and wearing deodorant. But for some reason those talks did not sink in. Now he is a 20 something college student who still needs a hint.

Here is his hint. YOU SMELL : /