Sex on a Stick

I want to smell like sex on stick. Or sex bottled up rather. So on my mission to fulfill myself, I went out and bought things. This may seem counter-active for those of you seeking mindful living, but I feel there is some innate reason women love to shop. And although that innate desire may not always be the most beneficial, I do love indulging.

Anyway, back to smelling like sex. I don't know about you, but I always wanted a perfume that makes men think about sex. I don't want to have sex with them, but if they thought I smelled so good they want to see me naked I'm ok with that. You know the kind of smell that makes your nether region jingle.

I say jingle because I love christmas. And jingle to me is a pleasant sound and vibration. So the best of both worlds for your no-no bits. Long story short, I ended up buying Aqua Di Gioia-by Giorgio Armani. It smelt delicious and this girl looks like sex on a stick. SOLD.

P.s. I bought this nail polish too. Because I like pretty nails  in a pretty color ...XD